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MOTHERLOAD!

MotherLoad Use your digger to excavate as much ore as possible

Play this free game now!!

Clinton... (@#$%^&*!)

**** Y' ALL!

~My Diary~

At first, I was in stress

And confuse in what I should press

Alas! I have made my decision

But I thought it might be a superstition

So I took a deep breath

And type what should be the best

As I'd think I never knew

My friends helped me who wasn't quite blue(depressed)

ODE TO TOM (PART 2)

ODE TO TOM II
OH ODE TO TOM! HOW COULD THIS BE?
YOU'RE A BOOGER ON THE WALL!
THAT ISN'T WHAT I WANT TO SEE!
YOU'RE A FECES ON THE FLOOR!
I and Raphaello PITY ON THEE
ARE YOU LIKE A PARASITIC FLEA?
THOU SHALL I TELL
OR THOU SHALL YOU SMELL?
FOR INDEED YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ARE SLOW
YOU LOVE TO EAT THOSE TOENAILS
THAT IS SNOWING LIKE HAILS
YOU TRY TO LICK
THOSE UGLY TICKS
THAT HAPPENS TO CAME
WHEN YOU PLAY A GAME
AS YOU TRY TO INHALE
THOSE SLOW MOVING SNAILS
THAT MADE YOUR P?B?C HAIR
FORM INTO SQUARE
AND LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON A TUFFET
EATING A BOWL OF TOENAIL
DOWN CAME A ODE TO TOM SPIDER
THAT SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
AND MADE LITTE MISS MUFFETTO KICK AND THROW YOU A BUCKET

$T0R13$ @ND BL@H! BL@H! BL@HS!

$T0R13$ @ND BL@H! BL@H! BL@HS!

TO START WITH:

ONCE UPON A TIME, FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE PLUTO IS A KID NAMELY "RAPHADAFRYNE." SHE/HE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE DUM DUMS WHO ONCE RULE THE CASTLE OF LORD BALDY-MORT.
SHE/HE LIVE WITH HIS/HER STEPPING MOTHER(COZ' THEY LOVE TO STEP ON HER) THEY ONCE CAPTURE TRADERS AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF RAPHADAFRYNE IS REALLY A SHE OR HE.
THEY WOULD EVEN CUT HIS/HER TOENAILS TO BE EATEN UNDER THE BIG BULLSHIT WHICH IS FORMERLY THE MANURE HOUSE OF RAPHADAFRYNE. THE ANGER OF RAPHADAFRYNE TO THE TOWNSPEOPLE TURN MORE VIOLENTLY FOR CUTTING RAPHADAFRYNE'S TOENAIL AND HIS/HER PUBIC HAIR IN THE ARMPIT(THEY PLUCK IT AND EAT IT WITH SOUP) THEN A OLD AND GRUMPY GUY NAMELY R@PH@3LL0 WHO HELP RAPHADAFRYNE TURN INTO A GOOD, OLD AND GRUMPY BITCH WHO ONCE CAME TO BECOME GOOD BUT IT DID NOT TURN TO BE RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECT OF RAPHADAFRYNE'S OF BEING GOOD TO OTHERS AND THEN SHE/HE TURN EVIL ONCE MORE........

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

FOOD....YUM.......OR YUCK?

BERTIE BOTT'S FLAVOURED BEANS:

YOU WILL LOVE THE TASTE OF EXOTIC FLAVOR:
ACID,BOOGER,MANURE,TOENAILS,LIVER,EARWAX,STOMACH,FROG LEGS,EYE OF NEWT,RED FUNGUS, SLIMY SNOT, ICKY GOO,PUS,PIMPLE

DRINKS OF THE STRONG PEOPLE:

URINE,DROWL,WHITE PUS,NOSEBLOOD,SLIMY MUCUS,BUTTERED URINE....

:::~SOME WEBSITES I WANT TO SHARE~:::

THESE ARE THE WEBSITES:

especially www.ralphiedelarosa.blogspot.com
and www.noreldelarosa.blogspot.com
www.runescape.com
www.myspace.com
www.battleon.com
www.yehey.com
www.yahoo.com
www.friendster.com
www.christianster.com
www.mugglenet.com
www.harrypotter.com
www.cheatplanet.com
www.miniclip.com
www.2flashgames.com
www.neopets.com
www.amandaplease.com
www.nicksplat.com
www.cartoonnetwork.com
www.postopia.com

THE SIMS:HINT AND TIPS

REPEATS LAST CHEAT TYPED

PRESS CTRL+SHIFT+C TO ENTER CHEAT BOX AND TYPE"!" THE BETWEEN IT TYPE ";" LIKE THIS "!;!;!" LIKE "KLAPAUCIUS;!;!;!"

TRAP BURGLARS OR GET RID OF AN UNWANTED ROOMIES

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO PAUSE YOUR GAME AND BUILD A FENCE AROUND THE BURGLAR OR ROOMIE, FOR BURGLAR:TRAP AND CALL POLICE(YOU CAN SLOW THEM DOWN IF YOU FOLLOW THEM USING YOUR CURSOR KEY) ROOMIES:LURE OUTSIDE FAR AWAY FROM HOUSE AND TRAP.

NO MORE BILLS!

TO ELIMINATE PAYING BILLS COMPLETELY, USE THE "MOVE_OBJECTS ON" CHEAT AND SIMPLY PICK UP YOUR MAILBOX THEN HIT DELETE. NO MORE MAILBOX, NO BILLS!

KILL OF YOUR SIM

TO KILL OF YOUR SIM, MAKE A SWIMMING POOL WITH A DIVING BOARD, THEN MAKE HIM/HER TO SWIM, DELETE THE DIVING BOARD AND WAIT FOR YOUR SIM TO GET HUNGRY/SLEEPY (HE/SHE WILL ACTUALLY DROWN)

NEVER MISS WORK

USE THE MOVE OBJECTS CODE THEN CLICK ON THE TRASH CAN AND PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, WHEN THE CAR DRIVES UP, IT WILL STOP AND START HONKING!

THE SIMS:CHEATS

CHEAT SCREEN

YOU PRESS AND HOLD THE FOLLOWING BUTTONS:

CTRL+SHIFT+C

TO OPEN THE CEAT BOX THAT APPEARS IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER

ALSO...YOU CAN ENTER MULTIPLE CHEATS AT ONCE BY TYPING A ";" BETWEEN CHEATS... SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING MONEY CHEAT "KLAPAUCIUS;!;!;!"

NOW ENTER THE CODE BELOW:

KLAPAUCIUS=gives you 1000 simoleons

WATER_TOOL ON/OFF=you can put water around your house

MUSIC=toggle music

SOUND=toggle sound

INTERESTS=shows your sims interests

MANSION=best house

EDIT_GRASS=enables you to grow grass

MOVE_OBJECTS ON/OFF=move any objects(sim,car portal)

MAP_EDIT ON/OFF=you can put stuff/build at the street

JOKES!

NAUGHTY BIRD

THERE IS A MAN SUNBATHING ON THE BEACH,

NAKED. THEN A LITTLE GIRL WALK ALONG

AND POINT AT HIS DINGLY-DANGLY

THE GIRL ASK"WHAT IS THAT?"

THE MAN REPLIED"THAT'S MY BIRD!"

SO THE LITTLE GIRL GO AWAY TO PLAY AT THE SAND

THE MAN SLEPT LONG AND HE FOUND HIMSELF

AT THE HOSPITAL AND FELT PAIN ON HIS GROIN,

HE COMMIT TO MEMORY WHY HE WHERE IN THE HOSPITAL

THE GIRL ANSWER:"I PLAYED WITH THE BIRD,

IT SPAT AT ME SO........

I CRACK ITS NECK, BROKE ITS EGG

AND BURNT ITS NEST................

THE DIFFERENCE

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND WIFE:

A GIRLFRIEND, TOUCHES YOUR HAIR, YOUR COCK STANDS!

A WIFE TOUCHES YOUR COCK, YOUR HAIR STANDS!