JOKES!

NAUGHTY BIRD

THERE IS A MAN SUNBATHING ON THE BEACH,

NAKED. THEN A LITTLE GIRL WALK ALONG

AND POINT AT HIS DINGLY-DANGLY

THE GIRL ASK"WHAT IS THAT?"

THE MAN REPLIED"THAT'S MY BIRD!"

SO THE LITTLE GIRL GO AWAY TO PLAY AT THE SAND

THE MAN SLEPT LONG AND HE FOUND HIMSELF

AT THE HOSPITAL AND FELT PAIN ON HIS GROIN,

HE COMMIT TO MEMORY WHY HE WHERE IN THE HOSPITAL

THE GIRL ANSWER:"I PLAYED WITH THE BIRD,

IT SPAT AT ME SO........

I CRACK ITS NECK, BROKE ITS EGG

AND BURNT ITS NEST................

THE DIFFERENCE

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND WIFE:

A GIRLFRIEND, TOUCHES YOUR HAIR, YOUR COCK STANDS!

A WIFE TOUCHES YOUR COCK, YOUR HAIR STANDS!