RALPH: Le Future Superstar!

Monday, November 14, 2005

$T0R13$ @ND BL@H! BL@H! BL@HS!

$T0R13$ @ND BL@H! BL@H! BL@HS!

TO START WITH:

ONCE UPON A TIME, FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE PLUTO IS A KID NAMELY "RAPHADAFRYNE." SHE/HE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE DUM DUMS WHO ONCE RULE THE CASTLE OF LORD BALDY-MORT.
SHE/HE LIVE WITH HIS/HER STEPPING MOTHER(COZ' THEY LOVE TO STEP ON HER) THEY ONCE CAPTURE TRADERS AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD WANT TO KNOW IF RAPHADAFRYNE IS REALLY A SHE OR HE.
THEY WOULD EVEN CUT HIS/HER TOENAILS TO BE EATEN UNDER THE BIG BULLSHIT WHICH IS FORMERLY THE MANURE HOUSE OF RAPHADAFRYNE. THE ANGER OF RAPHADAFRYNE TO THE TOWNSPEOPLE TURN MORE VIOLENTLY FOR CUTTING RAPHADAFRYNE'S TOENAIL AND HIS/HER PUBIC HAIR IN THE ARMPIT(THEY PLUCK IT AND EAT IT WITH SOUP) THEN A OLD AND GRUMPY GUY NAMELY R@PH@3LL0 WHO HELP RAPHADAFRYNE TURN INTO A GOOD, OLD AND GRUMPY BITCH WHO ONCE CAME TO BECOME GOOD BUT IT DID NOT TURN TO BE RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE SIDE EFFECT OF RAPHADAFRYNE'S OF BEING GOOD TO OTHERS AND THEN SHE/HE TURN EVIL ONCE MORE........
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!